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PostSubject: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 12:41 pm

http://www.truelad.com/donlad.php

Similar to FML, except you brag about the awesome manly things that you do.
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 1:00 pm

"Had an exam today. Found some girl ive been eyeing up all term and clocked her seat number. On the way out, found her name on the seating plan. Now Im gonna go home and have a gander at her facebook pics. Good Detective Work, SherLAD Holmes"

No. Just no.
Detectives solve mysteries using skill, cunning, and looking at the minute details.
You're a worthless stalker, and you're never gonna get with that piece of ass you dumb dick.
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 1:22 pm

There's some pretty funny stuff but it needs more. I'll probably check back in a couple months.

ThatFancyChap wrote:
"Had an exam today. Found some girl ive been eyeing up all term and clocked her seat number. On the way out, found her name on the seating plan. Now Im gonna go home and have a gander at her facebook pics. Good Detective Work, SherLAD Holmes"

No. Just no.
Detectives solve mysteries using skill, cunning, and looking at the minute details.
You're a worthless stalker, and you're never gonna get with that piece of ass you dumb dick.

Bad day Ger? Nervous
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 1:28 pm

No, just that's NOT the way to be a man. That's the way to be a stalker.
For shaaaame.
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 2:30 pm

This isn't about being a man, its about being a LAD. Tongue

Hehe, you just find that one silly because you like Sherlock Holmes and play Professor Layton (and have a history of failed Facebook stalkings Ninja )

And yeh its pretty new really.

I made one and it did really well. 180-4 as it stands. Though the one below is 250-5... STEALIN MAH THUNDER.

Also some are clearly just jokes adapted to include LAD at the end... "My 2 mates were in the car with the windows down. Some policewoman has her window down too and stalls so my mate shouts through to her 'Women drivers - thats the real crime!'. LAD"
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 2:39 pm

The MAN thing to do would be something like this.
Go up to her, say "Hey, your number is X less/more than my number. Have you got another number I might be interested in? Wink"
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 2:41 pm

I HATE USING CONTEXT CLUES! DARN BRITISH WORDS

EDIT: Wait, what's a slash?
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 3:04 pm

Papytendo wrote:
I HATE USING CONTEXT CLUES! DARN BRITISH WORDS

EDIT: Wait, what's a slash?

A piss, a wee, a wizz, etc.
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 3:09 pm

Oh thank god. Nervous
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 6:30 pm

ThatFancyChap wrote:
The MAN thing to do would be something like this.
Go up to her, say "Hey, your number is X less/more than my number. Have you got another number I might be interested in? Wink"
Thats not man like, thats just plain cheesy and normal...

Besides Im sure when he said he was "eyeing her up" he was just checking her out, not actually preparing to make a move or anything.

Also the one I submitted got 310 True Lads, 7 Shit Lads... The people have spoken. The guy I wrote about is a Lad.
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 6:35 pm

Fordy wrote:
ThatFancyChap wrote:
The MAN thing to do would be something like this.
Go up to her, say "Hey, your number is X less/more than my number. Have you got another number I might be interested in? Wink"
Thats not man like, thats just plain cheesy and normal...

Besides Im sure when he said he was "eyeing her up" he was just checking her out, not actually preparing to make a move or anything.

Also the one I submitted got 310 True Lads, 7 Shit Lads... The people have spoken. The guy I wrote about is a Lad.
LINK IT LINK IT LINK IT

Or at least quote it.

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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Sun May 23, 2010 7:39 pm

On Holiday ...cheeky morning wank, dad walks in just after finishing... I pull covers straight over my chest. Dad tells me breakfast is ready and I need to come outside immediately... I give myself 2 mins and then sit down with him and he announces ''Your peeling son'' and begins to pick dried cum off my chest!! LAD

WHAT THE DICK

And what does jonny and chundered mean?
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Mon May 24, 2010 4:23 am

Chundered is puke. Jonny is... a toilet?
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Tue May 25, 2010 1:47 pm

ROFL

Chundered is a posh word for sick thats become something of a meme, see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFjWR7X5dU

And a Jonny is a condom, probably referred to because of this sex education video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz86g-S3OJI

(not big on the internet, but has been seen by over a million students in schools alone 0.o)

and FG:

23rd May, 2010

Was at the pub last night, when a friend walked off to speak to his clingy girlfriend on the phone. Then a random guy in an England shirt walks over to him, snatches the phone off him, and starts shouting at her that as soon as the World Cup starts, she isn't allowed to speak too/see him until it's over due to world cup fever, and he has to be with his mates and purely focused on football. She took this seriously, and started crying. He then handed the phone back over, before telling us that England shirts were on offer at Asda for £25. Random Patriot LAD
Shit Lad 12
Good Lad 460 23rd May, 2010
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Tue May 25, 2010 1:50 pm

I saw that one.
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PostSubject: Re: Truelad.com   Tue May 25, 2010 3:24 pm

Saw that one too.

A TRUE LAD, IT WAS.

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