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PostSubject: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sat May 29, 2010 10:08 pm


You are a Business Man named Homer Washington.
You seem to be in a horribly designed room with a few windows, a bed, a dresser and some other things.
The last thing you remember was finishing a important paper for your boss.
WHAT DO YOU DO.
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sun May 30, 2010 7:43 am

Hang myself.
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sun May 30, 2010 8:03 am

Inspect the abnormal design upon your bed.

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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sun May 30, 2010 9:45 am

Take a shit out the window.
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sun May 30, 2010 10:32 am

smash the window, use part of the glass to cut ur cock off. Wrap the remainder of the penis with the blanket on the bed.
Snap off one of the arms on the clock and shove it up ur arse till it bleeds and then start humping urself with the chopped off dick.
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sun May 30, 2010 12:10 pm

LMAO. Now thats trolling.
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sun May 30, 2010 1:12 pm

Stickman wrote:
Hang myself.


Now, how in good god's name will you do that? You don't have a rope you dingus!

FlyingGiraffe wrote:
Inspect the abnormal design upon your bed.

How ugly. It seems to be like some loser kid with no artistic talent at all made the design with the airbrush tool from MS Paint.
You see a tag with the company's name and the bed's serial number. You now plan to find the maker of this bed and kill them.

~Sgt-Jay~ wrote:
smash the window, use part of the glass to cut ur cock off. Wrap the remainder of the penis with the blanket on the bed.
Snap off one of the arms on the clock and shove it up ur arse till it bleeds and then start humping urself with the chopped off dick.

OH GOD. Just the thought of doing that makes you cry.

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Take a shit out the window.




Sounds like a good idea!
Since you have no idea on how to open this window, you smash it with your manly fist.
Glass falls on your bed and your hand is now bleeding.
You bend over and push the shit out of your ass and out the window.
You look out side and it seems to have fallen on a mans head.
He seems to have no idea where it came from.
You begin to laugh at your idiotic shenanigans.
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sun May 30, 2010 2:03 pm

With your intestines, obviously. Smash the glass and cut your chest open, and hang yourself with them. Its pretty straightforward.
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sun May 30, 2010 2:05 pm

Inspect the inside of the cupboard.

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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sun May 30, 2010 2:57 pm

Stickman wrote:
With your intestines, obviously. Smash the glass and cut your chest open, and hang yourself with them. Its pretty straightforward.

SHUT UP. STUPID BRAIN.
FlyingGiraffe wrote:
Inspect the inside of the cupboard.

You open the Cupboard and find a gun, a 20 dollar bill, a Burger King Crown, what seems to be a small door and...
OH MY GOD.
You thought they stopped making these!
It's a DVD Copy of your favorite movie, "Bebe's Kids"!
You begin to remember the catchy (click "songs") songs and the heart warming ending.
Too bad you don't have a DVD player and a TV.
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sun May 30, 2010 3:20 pm

Grab the gun, and shoot yourself.
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Sun May 30, 2010 3:30 pm

Dance to Richard Simmons videos.
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Mon May 31, 2010 7:16 am

shove the Bebe's Kids dvd against ur anus and take a dump so it presses through the hole in the middle of the CD to form a perfectly formed sausage poo and then eat it
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Mon May 31, 2010 7:48 am

Wear the crown. Be the Burger King.

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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Mon May 31, 2010 8:06 am

~Sgt-Jay~ wrote:
shove the Bebe's Kids dvd against ur anus and take a dump so it presses through the hole in the middle of the CD to form a perfectly formed sausage poo and then eat it
Did I ever tell you I love you?
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PostSubject: Re: Strangeland (MSPA Rip-Off)   Mon May 31, 2010 8:32 am

Become Hank Hill and devour the matress
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