Day Chat v5.0

I might have to get a job this summer... :S
STUPID LIFE!
I just wanna stay at home and play video games all day...

I'm actually excited to get a summer job. The problem is that I have to wait a year.

I have a job and it sure as hell beats sitting around playing video games all day, believe me.

Well, it will be come pay day. Sweet, sweet pay day.

I might either get one in the local pharmacy, or a shop in the city and live with my brother for the weekends or something...
aaaand, now I can't wait for the weekend.

I actually have Friday off. And I plan to get a job at this kickass computer component store in my local mall. Never opens before noon. :D

Oh yeh, my brother is taking a course in bar-keeping.
Might get a job at the bar if he starts one in due time...

Maybe you can be the guy who collects everyones' keys.

I was thinking more along the lines of waiter, or even just pouring pints.

Eh, what job you will get will depend what your brother's like. If he's like JD's brother on Scrubs, you will be a human coatrack.

He's crazy, but laid back, so he'll give me a pretty ok job, I'd say...

I had a job. It was boring.

Stickman wrote:

I had a job. It was boring.

I had one for a week. In a lab.
I GOT TO dicking POUR WATER ON MUD.
YEAH.

I did a shift collecting glasses/fetching stuff/cleaning at the pub my brother works at once. It was pretty fun, if crazy as hell due to how busy it was. Could hardly move.

Being a barman is a pretty good job; my brother must know literally everyone in my town.

ThatFancyChap wrote:

Stickman wrote:

I had a job. It was boring.

I had one for a week. In a lab.
I GOT TO dicking POUR WATER ON MUD.
YEAH.

I did some finance ordering. YES!

I look after some neighbor's dogs when they're away. It might not sound like a job, but one of the people that asks me to is crazy rich and insists on giving me something around $20-$30 a day.

Speaking of everyone in my town, some dope in my school got arrested today. Now, a month or two back, he robbed a local hardware shop, and decided he'd make his cool escape jumping out the window. He cut himself severely on the jump through the window (less than a foot by the door btw) and had to stay at the scene. He's up for trial soon.
Now, today, he decided to add on more time by robbing his uncles' car, crashing it, beating up a guy who helped him out of it, stealing his car, crashing it, stealing a meat van, then crashing into a tree.
He's in intensive care right now, and I hope he dies, honestly...

All retards must die.

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

I look after some neighbor's dogs when they're away. It might not sound like a job, but one of the people that asks me to is crazy rich and insists on giving me something around $20-$30 a day.

Its still not a job. o-o

That week and a half job made me realize I never want to end up behind a desk.

So my ambition is to be a hooker.

Ive walked around massive farms, every now and then sticking a special pole in the ground, and then putting the soil it takes out IN A BUCKET. and then at the end of the field, I got to MASH IT ALL UP, and then put a bit in this super awesome technology called a tiny folding card board box.

Hellz to teh yeh.

Also I agree Gitaroo.

Stickman wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

I look after some neighbor's dogs when they're away. It might not sound like a job, but one of the people that asks me to is crazy rich and insists on giving me something around $20-$30 a day.

Its still not a job. o-o

Yes, but it pays really well!

As stupid as that guy was... His story is a lot better if you include LIKE A BOSS
BREAK INTO A STORE
LIKE A BOSS
JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
LIKE A BOSS
GET INJURED BADLY
LIKE A BOSS
RECOVER QUICKLY
LIKE A BAWS
STEAL MY UNCLES CAR
LIKE A BOSS
CRASH INTO A GATE
LIKE A BOSS
STEAL A 4X4
LIKE A BOSS
CRASH INTO A TREE
LIKE A BAWS
STEAL A MEAT VAN
LIKE A BOSS
DRIVE IT RECKLESSLY
LIKE A BOSS
CRASH INTO A BEND
LIKE A BOSS
NOW I'M DEAAAD!
LIKE A BAWS

Well whaddya know, it is a lot better now. Makes you wonder what else sounds better with LIKE A BOSS...

That boss stuff just gets old after the 9,999,922nd time

Woah.
The Humble Indie Bundle is great.