Day Chat v5.2

Papytendo wrote:

Jordo wrote:

dOpple wrote:

*Skype Chat*

Also, hello.

Hey Jordo. :3

HEY THERE GUY.

Oh yeah, I had 2 of the weirdest dreams ever the other day. Just gonna copy paste them here from MSPA boards.

The first involved me watching a tv show where a guy gets shot in the head, and there's blood like everywhere... Then the blood is like all over my carpet and stuff in real life, and I quickly decide to clean it up post haste, and I get to work cleaning out all the blood and bits by hand... Pretty disturbing with how real it felt. Then I kinda thought about children being sent to war and this being the fate, then things got sad, and I woke up, and it was weird... :mspa:

The second was just... Strange upon all levels. I was in some small dormitory room or apartment with my girlfriend, and I think there was someone else there holding her or something which didn't go well with me. :v:
Anyway, it goes on that I go out the door and around the corner there's some really fat guy in a wheel chair yelling at people and not letting anyone pass, hiding something. Long story short, I passed by him after a while, and found a newspaper vending machine. Which I've never seen before. Anyway, I bought a newspaper, and the front headlines had something to do with Michael Bluth, from the TV show Arrested Development (which I finished watching the night before) about what happened at the end of season 3, I think...
Anyway, after this I think I got hungry or something and walked down a familiar street with shops on either side, and I went to a Tesco (THAT DOESN'T EXIST :mspa: ) and was stopped by some young people who asked me to buy them condoms, and gave me money. I said to myself aloud "I am not going to buy condoms, I will buy Dr. Pepper instead". So I went for some Dr. Pepper, but there was only one bottle left, and it was half empty... I went to the cashier to leave, but was stopped when they asked if I was going to buy anything for the lunchtime, since they'd stop selling lunch food for the day. So I went back, and found some guy throwing sandwiches and crap into a bin saying it's all gonna spoil. I sifted through the bin specifically looking for chocolate pancakes, for my girlfriend, (who as far as I knew at the time didn't like them) and found them, and took them home to her.

PS I found out the next day she loves chocolate pancakes. :mspa:

ThatFancyChap wrote:

PS I found out the next day she loves chocolate pancakes. :mspa:

Whats so special about that?

Everybody loves chocolate pancakes.

Papytendo wrote:

I think I may have just found the greatest facebook profile ever.

LAV IT

ThatFancyChap wrote:

I sifted through the bin specifically looking for chocolate pancakes, for my girlfriend, (who as far as I knew at the time didn't like them) and found them, and took them home to her.

PS I found out the next day she loves chocolate pancakes. :mspa:

You're like the Pancake Whisperer.

Also, I really have to stop accidentally clicking the "watching this topic" button.

Gentlementlemen.

Peri wrote:

Gentlementlemen.

I refuse to be gentle.

Though, it's you. So... I'll be nice.

Peri wrote:

Gentlementlemen.

There's a spy creepin' round here.

I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen.

Promise not to bleed on my suit, and I'll kill you quickly.

ok bye forever again

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/07/17/ea-summer-weekend-sale-offers-a-seasons-worth-of-discounts/Hmmmmmmmm. If only it wasn't EA.

I'm going to the East Coast for two weeks!

Yea whatever.

Dizzy wrote:

I'm going to the East Coast for two weeks!

Yea whatever.

HA

Make sure to avoid the douchebags.

Otherwise known as 98% of the East Coast.

BORED.

Stickman wrote:

BORED.

I know, right?
I'm slowly losing my mind here.
I basically need to be watching 3 TVs at once now to distract myself from my stupid, lousy brain...

Dizzy wrote:

I'm going to the East Coast for two weeks!

Yea whatever.

Welcome to the dark side.

No, you don't get any cookies.

Stickman wrote:

BORED.

Well... Go out for a walk or something? Play a game?

...

Get a life?

I went out yesterday. And I can't be bothered to play a game.

What a crappy boring day.

There was this awesome Homestuck update, and just as I was getting hyped reading the first couple of sentences, the power cuts, and I spend the next 2 hours cutting the grass.
Now I smell like grass.

ThatFancyChap wrote:

What a crappy boring day.

There was this awesome Homestuck update, and just as I was getting hyped reading the first couple of sentences, the power cuts, and I spend the next 2 hours cutting the grass.
Now I smell like grass.

why were you cutting grass?

Cause he's Irish and probably lives on a farm that grows potatoes.

Or just cause he has pushy parents, Iuno.

I went paintballing and only died once in 12 rounds, getting plenty of kills too (unless they were douches and wouldn't leave).

I hate it when the visor gets too steamy because theres absolutely nothing you can do about it until the games over, so a few games I couldn't see anything and was just firing in the general direction of teh bad guys.

Last time I went paintballing, my "friend" on the other team snuck around our base and shot me in the back from a meter away.

Had an awesome bruise though

Last time I went paintballing, I got shot mere inches from my crotch. That was not fun (or rather, it was, up until that point )

I've never gone paintballing, only Airsoft and Nerf. And I am really surprised no one has made an innuendo yet.

EDIT: WAIT NO THIS IS THE GREATEST FACEBOOK PAGE EVER MADE

I've added this place back into my Favorites bar.

I'm... I'm home.