Day Chat v5.4

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

I have always wanted to make a pizza pie.

Like, a pie, but with tomato+cheese+toppings as the filling.

So, a calzone?

...dick.

lol wordfilters make me insult you

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

I have always wanted to make a pizza pie.

Like, a pie, but with tomato+cheese+toppings as the filling.

So, a calzone?

...dick.

:P

I know italian food like the top of my refrigerator.

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

I have always wanted to make a pizza pie.

Like, a pie, but with tomato+cheese+toppings as the filling.

So, a calzone?

...dick.

:P

I know italian food like the top of my refrigerator.

I have an italian living in my house and yet all I know is pizza and cannolis.

And now those goddamn dream-crushing calzones.

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

I have always wanted to make a pizza pie.

Like, a pie, but with tomato+cheese+toppings as the filling.

So, a calzone?

...dick.

:P

I know italian food like the top of my refrigerator.

I have an italian living in my house and yet all I know is pizza and cannolis.

And now those goddamn dream-crushing calzones.

Don't worry.

There are no such thing as deep dish calzones.

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

I have always wanted to make a pizza pie.

Like, a pie, but with tomato+cheese+toppings as the filling.

So, a calzone?

...dick.

:P

I know italian food like the top of my refrigerator.

I have an italian living in my house and yet all I know is pizza and cannolis.

And now those goddamn dream-crushing calzones.

Don't worry.

There are no such thing as deep dish calzones.

HOPE HAS RETURNED

I should probably carry out this horrendously bad pun of a meal before it's actually stolen by real italians though.

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

I have always wanted to make a pizza pie.

Like, a pie, but with tomato+cheese+toppings as the filling.

So, a calzone?

...dick.

:P

I know italian food like the top of my refrigerator.

I have an italian living in my house and yet all I know is pizza and cannolis.

And now those goddamn dream-crushing calzones.

Don't worry.

There are no such thing as deep dish calzones.

HOPE HAS RETURNED

I should probably carry out this horrendously bad pun of a meal before it's actually stolen by real italians though.

HURRY UP.

Or else I'll do it tomorrow!

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

I have always wanted to make a pizza pie.

Like, a pie, but with tomato+cheese+toppings as the filling.

So, a calzone?

...dick.

:P

I know italian food like the top of my refrigerator.

I have an italian living in my house and yet all I know is pizza and cannolis.

And now those goddamn dream-crushing calzones.

Don't worry.

There are no such thing as deep dish calzones.

HOPE HAS RETURNED

I should probably carry out this horrendously bad pun of a meal before it's actually stolen by real italians though.

HURRY UP.

Or else I'll do it tomorrow!

CRAP

ITALIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

Nope, I'm having Applebees' instead of that.

WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHAT I AM GETTING FOR MY BIRFDAEH?

Is it Applebees? Because that's a pretty good thing to get for your birthday.

Mmm... Ribs...

Anyway, what are you getting?

-JKR- wrote:

Is it Applebees? Because that's a pretty good thing to get for your birthday.

Mmm... Ribs...

Anyway, what are you getting?

Cheeseburger.

I am not a big fan of barbecue sauce, so I don't really like anything that has barbecue sauce on it.

Are you getting money for Crysis 2 or something? The xgiveahootionium9quadrillionXXTI graphics card?

The latter, actually. Either the ATi Radeon HD 5770 or the AMD Radeon 6850.

Papytendo wrote:

The latter, actually. Either the ATi Radeon HD 5770 or the AMD Radeon 6850.

Jordo wrote:

Papytendo wrote:

The latter, actually. Either the ATi Radeon HD 5770 or the AMD Radeon HD 6850.

Can a man not be titularly correct anymore? WAIT FIXED.

...high school is socially haaaaard. Like, hormones everywhere. LOVE TRIANGLES ABROAD. Confusing decisions that seem like big decisions but really are just really stupid and stuff.

AKA, Ask me how my day went.

Hey me, how did my day go?

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

...high school is socially haaaaard. Like, hormones everywhere. LOVE TRIANGLES ABROAD. Confusing decisions that seem like big decisions but really are just really stupid and stuff.

AKA, Ask me how my day went.

Sounds like you're at least aware of the decisions seeming to be big but really being stupid. Most people still think they're actually big.

YEAHHHH TONY ROMO GOT INJURED. I haven't been this happy about an injury since Tom Brady! (Yeah, I'm probably a bad person.)

It's hard to fight the evil joy that comes from watching misery befall the Cowboys... I try, though. I don't want to have evil joy!

I must say, I felt terrible for their backup quarterback. Everyone was booing him constantly. What jerks those fans were. Maybe they need to go look up the word "Karma" after they get home.

FlyingGiraffe wrote:

...high school is socially haaaaard. Like, hormones everywhere. LOVE TRIANGLES ABROAD. Confusing decisions that seem like big decisions but really are just really stupid and stuff.

AKA, Ask me how my day went.

How did your day go?
Because, last night for me, was pretty fucking insane. Me and my friends started drinking at his house around 2PM, and were pissed by 4. Shots of Rum and lager. All in all, it was pretty fun. Just playing games, messing around.
But then, by 10 shiit didn't go down so well. 2 out of 5 of my friends went to sleep after getting sick, while 2 others were still getting sick. Me and the last friend were just sober (he hadn't drank at all that day) and I was stuck with having to clean all the puke, making sure my friends didn't die, etc. One of the ones who just kept getting sick was a diabetic, and he fell over, cutting his nose. I had to drag him out to the bathroom (and he is not a light man) to wash him off. I then had to sit him down, get him cleaned off, and take care of him to make sure he didn't lean his head back and choke. It wasn't easy, he kept hammering his head off the wall behind him. My sober friend didn't seem to do much during all this. He cleaned up a little, but he didn't take care of either of my friends, and that was all left to me unfortunately. And I had to clean so much more than him...

So basically, my night consisted of booze, halo, and having to take care of some friends, while cleaning their sick off of me.

Some kid wouldn't leave me alone on Steam, so we had a little chat...

assassin dood!~...~: hello
Gman: hey
assassin dood!~...~: what are you playing
Gman: nothing
assassin dood!~...~: what are yah doing
Gman: taking a fat dump
assassin dood!~...~: what does that mean
Gman: letting loose some prisoners
assassin dood!~...~: what prisioners
Gman: the brown prisoners
assassin dood!~...~: a poo
Gman: yep
assassin dood!~...~: how are you still on your computer then
Gman: I have one in my bathroom
assassin dood!~...~: cool
assassin dood!~...~: after you have a crap what are yah doing then
Gman: wiping
assassin dood!~...~: yah ofter that
Gman: flushing
assassin dood!~...~: ofter that
Gman: washing my hands
assassin dood!~...~: after that
Gman: havent really thought that far ahead
assassin dood!~...~: ok
Gman: i'll keep you updated
assassin dood!~...~: ok i see you have a new picture were the gman used to be
Gman: oh he died
assassin dood!~...~: ok ceep in touch i thing i need a poo now
Gman: gross dude
assassin dood!~...~: i know by

Also, speaking of wacky drunken antics, it was a friends 18th on Friday so he had a party at his house. I was very drunk and decided it would be hilarious to climb a tree. Unfortunately I couldn't figure out how to get back down. The tree was kinda far from where the party was happening, and none of my friends were answering their phones. When I eventually tried to climb down on my own, I fell, scratched my arm against a branch and hit the ground flat on my back. My left arm is covered in a giant scab

You guys constantly make excellent cases for why drinking makes no sense to do.

And yet we'll see more posts of the same nature next week. Sigh...

All things considered though, I did enjoy the night, and I didn't so much mind the taking care of everyone. Made me feel like a good friend.
The thing that annoyed me, was how the sober friend just stood back doing barely anything, and the only thing he had to say was "I hope you all learned a valuable lesson from this..."
And yeah, I get it, someone should be the voice of reason, but he knew we were gonna be drinking, he could've stopped us, and at the least he could've helped, but he didn't.

Why do anything fun in life that could make you feel a little bit ill afterwards eh?

stop eating your jizz then